A Public Service announcement from the 826 Boston Student Editorial Board. Warning: This book contains EXTREMELY high levels of awesomeness. Reading this book may cause time skipping or spontaneous time travel. You may experience unexpected premature wrinkling or new baby smell. This book may contain points for portals to distant lands and time. 826 Boston and its authors are not liable for any Columbus-related injuries, Roman jeering, or unfortunate 80s fashion choices you may encounter as a result of unauthorized use of these coordinates. This book may inspire especially strong desires to cure the ills and injustices of the past, present, or future. Proceed with caution and our full support. This book may make you too happy. If so, seek your doctor ASAP (because she should read it, too).
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At 826 Boston, which looks like a tutoring space to teach zombie students, the students eat the brains of tutors who bother them, and put them out of their misery.
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My ability to see things in slow motion came from my boss, Vincent. Vincent has two faces.
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Albert Einstein built a pizza machine. There was a tube for sauce, a tube for pizza, candy, and pudding.
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